You're a womanizer and a bitch.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You ruined the universe
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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