He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Sober January is a disaster.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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