It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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