Pregnant stripper...not hot.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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