i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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