I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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