You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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