Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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