Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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