You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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