haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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