Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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