She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We had sex on a dog bed..
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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