no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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