so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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