strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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