no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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