I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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