I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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