At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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