i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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