Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
