Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ketchup is God's man juice
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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