Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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