she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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