Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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