and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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