Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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