what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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