Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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