I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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