if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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