my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
