The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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