OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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