I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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