so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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