So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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