Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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