found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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