when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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