I cockslap morals
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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