PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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