after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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