Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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