Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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