wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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