So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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