Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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