Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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