He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
should my penis look like a turkey
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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